and funy sms jokes

Three dolls E-mail

The three Dolls in a man's life are:
1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll'
2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll'
3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.


son in law E-mail

The prospective son in law was asked by his girlfriend's father,
"Son can you support a family?"

"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."


source of finance E-mail

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


Souvenir for Sweetheart E-mail

To a business husband traveling to India and back,
wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.

She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me,
on your way back when you stop at Dubai,
buy lots of jewelleries for me.
and when you stop at Paris buy some perfumes for me."

The annoyed husband asked, "Yes, and when I stop at Hell what do I buy for you?"
The smiling wife said, "Just bring your Videos for our watching together!" Why do couples hold hands E-mail

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins Meaning of girl friend E-mail

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Chubby Cheeks E-mail

Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?jojo